சனி, 27 மே, 2017

Job Interview.


OFFICER:- What is your name?

Manoj :-  M.P. sir

OFFICER:- In full please

Manoj :-  Manoj Pandey

OFFICER:- Your father's name?


Manoj:-  M.P. sir

OFFICER:- What does that mean?

Manoj:-  Madan Pandey

OFFICER:- Your native place?

Manoj:   M.P. sir

OFFICER:- What's that?

Manoj:-  Manipur Province

OFFICER:- What is your qualification?

Manoj:-  M.P.

OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!!

Manoj:-  Matric Pass

OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?

Manoj:-   It is because of M.P. sir

OFFICER:   Meaning?

Manoj:-  Money Problem

OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your  personality like?

Manoj:    MP sir.

OFFICER:   And what is that?

Manoj:-  Marvelous Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

Manoj:-  Sir, how was M.P. sir?

OFFICER:- And what's that again?

Manoj:-   My Performance.

OFFICER:-  I think you have M.P.

Manoj:-   Meaning?

OFFICER:-  Mental Problem!!!
...
Don't laugh alone.
Send this to M.P. (Many People) those are saved in your M.P. (Mobile Phone)
to put a smile on their faces.

I have sent this to u because u are M.P. (My People).

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